Letters from an Alien Schoolboy

Disguised as a small Earthling named Nigel, Flowkwee embarks on a mission to collect Earthlings for "improvement." Struggling to adapt, he feigns ignorance in school and finds Earth both strange and fascinating, especially the concept of music and birthday gifts. As he begins to embrace his new identity, a looming invasion and his father's obsession with a mysterious substance called "spinach" threaten to disrupt his experience. The story blends humor and adventure while exploring themes of identity and the peculiarities of Earth life.