Penny Dreadful Cooks up a Calamity

My name is Penny. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. I don't mean to be dreadful... sawing Bridget Grimes in half for the school show was supposed to be a GOOD THING. And I didn't mean to get up to any SHENANIGANS on the school trip. Plus I worked extra hard on Mum's birthday CAKE OF DREAMS... but it still turned into a HUGE calamity.